Cowcliffes, named after Bill Cowdery and Scott Sutcliffe, who used to serve breakfast in here. The DONUT MACHINE figured prominently in this ritual.

Also the home of present-day Ris Brunch (run by a different Risleyite each week, with Kommittee funds. Usually burnt but devorured within seconds) and Eat This (a similar program on Wed nights).

Forward into the Cowcliffes kitchen.
Ahead to your left (out into the hall).
Check out the piano-looking thing up on the left.
In the corner to your right is the GAME OF THE GODS.
Turn around (to the CLR).