Cowcliffes, named after Bill Cowdery and Scott Sutcliffe, who used to serve breakfast in here. The DONUT MACHINE figured prominently in this ritual.

Also the home of present-day Ris Brunch (run by a different Risleyite each week, with Kommittee funds. Usually burnt but devorured within seconds) and Eat This (a similar program on Wed nights).

The Cowcliffes kitchen is to your left.
Turn to your right.
Behind you is the DONUT MACHINE.
In the corner is the GAME OF THE GODS.
Turn around.