Jascha: (In the room on the left, '97/98) "I replaced my ceiling light fixture with a street light. It was not a stop light. A street light - one of the big ones that illuminates the road. One day, Campus Life breaks into my room to check out the use of my balcony for some play, and they find the street light. All manner of shit breaks loose. I get back to my room in the afternoon, and two security guys are standing staring at my ceiling just kind of nodding (apparently there were police around earlier, but I missed that part). They made me take it down, but I got to keep the light fixture."