One Risleyite’s story:
"When I moved into Second Lost, I had the room all the way at the end. Some of the old-timers explained to me that I had a very big responsibility now. See, unbeknownst to you young'uns, 2nd Lost is actually equipped as an escape pod. In the event of an emergency, one of those breaker switches in the hall acts as the jettison switch. The entire hallway then blasts out of the building and out over the gorge. The person in the end room (214, I think) has got to be on the ball, because their heater will flip over to reveal the control console, and they've got to pull up quickly to clear the Art building."

Put on your slippery socks and charge all the way back down the hall! Weee!