Bat Phone Protocol
When picking up the Batphone, it's customary to ask, "Yes, Commissioner?"
However, keep in mind this number is only one digit off from Gannett's hotline. Which means you will occasionally get confused freshmen calling about yeast infections. Legend has it McNair once scheduled a gynecological exam from this phone.
The paint job was done by Edith Otchin (circa 1986), but evidently it was already being called the Batphone at that time.